It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between ‘literally’ and ‘figuratively.’ If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, is feels like it’s happening. If you are literally jumping for joy, for instance, it means you are leaping in the air because you are very happy. If you are figuratively jumping for joy, it means you are so happy you could jump for joy, but are saving your energy for other matters.
Mumford & Sons - The Cave
(via persimdo)
Mumford & Sons - The Cave
| artist/album: | Mumford & Sons/Sigh No More |
| track: | The Cave |
| 96 Plays |
- girl:i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend:i know
- girl:i love you
- boyfriend:i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl:where is my boyfriend
- dad:who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl:what
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
(via melancholymuffin)
Press play and relieve your childhood.
I was actually expecting Mambo No. 5 or something. o3o This is a pleasant surprise.
(Source: simplejustin, via nutc11)
Press play and relieve your childhood.
I was actually expecting Mambo No. 5 or something. o3o This is a pleasant surprise.
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
(Source: jayygatsby, via whywouldyoutagthat)
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
technically those two events happened in the reverse order.
maybe tfios is john recovering from major octopus-testing head trauma
but he would definitely do it again
i mean he’s done this three times
Imagine John Green complexly!
(via lizhashomeworktofinish)
